Have original lyrics you want to put to music? I can do that. You'll have the rights to the resulting song, which is why the price is set so high.
Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with the following information: Your full name, date of purchase, improv subject, and the best way to send your song.
Please keep in mind I only do what I do, so please don't ask me to write death metal, rap, etc. Although I like these genres, trying to play them is another matter entirely. Also, please keep the lyrics to a normal song length. I am not interested in, for example, setting an entire novel to music.